CHEATING

Cheating -- Deshi Style:
-Ei je vai....ek plate anarosh koto ?
-Ek piece tin taka--ek plate e dui piece---anarosh bikreta khoob druto bollo.
-dao dekhi ek plate
Ek plate anarosh kheye jokhon apni tin taka dite jacchen..tokhon she bolbe--
-ki bepar ? tin taka dicchen keno? choi taka din.
-mane ? ei na bolle ek plate tin taka.
-amee bolechi...ek piece tin taka...ek plate e dui piece---tahole ek plate er dam to tin du goone choi taka hoi..naki?
apni tokhon choi taka gunte gunte valo moto kotha na shonar akkel selami diye bashai firben.
Cheating--US style:
Gas Station er clerk
-Hi..how's it goin?
Coat tai pora, chokhe glass, shundur cheharar ek customer
-Hi....I'm gonna fill-up...on #7.
She clerk ke ekti 50 dollar er note diye beriye gelo. Ektu por oi customer er motoi coat tai pora arekjon eshe clerk ke bollo
-Okay..we're done....Can I have the change on #7?
Clerk dekhte pelo change hocche 37 dollars. She gune gune $37diye dilo "vodrolok" ke.
-Have a nice one.
-Thank you, take care.
Ektu por prothom jon eshe clerk ke bollo--
--Okay....can I have my change on #7.
--Well, someone just took it!
-What the hell u mean by "someone just took it?"--I don have anybody with me !
She akash theke na..ekdom mongol groho theke porar van korche.
Bechara clerk baddho hoiye oke gune gune akkel selami hishebe 37 dollar  dilo. Poshak je manusher mone provab fele...tar arekti proman. Clerktir pokkhe oi so-called vodrolok ke challenge korar moto kichu chilo na.
R victim clerk hocche Mr. Shihab. USA te notun esheche----ei ghotonar por dhukkho kore bolche-
-Kollol vai..deshe chole jabo. Ei shomosto ....kir polader deshe r thakbo na!
-Erokom hoi...eto venge porar ki ache ? ek 37 dollar geche..aro koto 37 dollar ashbe.
-apni to gas station e kaj koren na..apni bujben na.
-amee ek shomoi korechi. bujbo na keno. onek shomoi to era marte porjonto ashe. desh e ek dhoroner shomossa....ekhane arek dhoroner shomossa.
Shihab emnite "homesickness" e vujgche.....r ajke sholokola purno korte ei ghotona !